1. If I like it, it's mine
2. If it's in my hands, it's mine
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine
4. If I had it a week ago, it's mine
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours
6. If I'm doing, or building somthing, all of the peices are mine
7. If it looks just like me, it's mine
8. If I think it's mine, it's mine
9. If it's near me, it's mine
10. If it's broccoli, it's yours.
Extremely hilarious, and true. :D Please tell me what you thought of it....I might have a few more coming soon! :)
~Jess
"Whether, then, you eat or drink or whatever you do, do all to the glory of GOD." 1 Corinthians 10:31
4 comments:
Did you come up with those yourself? They are all true, especially the last one. :D
*Chuckle* :) Unfortunatly no, ....but I could try! :D
By the way, the deleted comment was me, it said that I was my dad! Whooops! <3
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