Thursday, January 13, 2011

The NY lawyer who decided to go Duck Hunting...next to a farmer


One weekend a lawyer from New York decided to go bird hunting in Vermont. The lawyer drove to Vermont and found a good hunting spot near a farm. The lawyer sees a bird, shoots it and watches fall to the ground on the other side of the barns fence.
The lawyer, thinking to himself that's my bird I have to go get it, climbs the fence retrieves the bird and climbs back. Just as he gets back over the farmer comes up to him and says, "give me my bird." The lawyer says to him "Your bird no, no, no I shot this bird it is mine."
"No" says the farmer, "it landed on my property it is mine." "Look" says the lawyer, "I am a lawyer, I will sue you, you will lose and I will get the duck." "No" says the farmer, "that's not how we do it here in Vermont, we use the three kick rule."
"OK" says the lawyer, how does that work?" "I kick you three times as hard as I can, then you kick me as hard as you can three times and we keep going until one of us gives up." "Fine" says the lawyer, "let's go." "Since this is my land, I'll go first" says the Farmer. So the Farmer kicks the lawyer as hard as he can in the groin.
And just as lawyer is bent over in pain the Farmer kicks him right in the face. Now just as the lawyer is thinking “what did I get myself into,” the farmer kicks him in the stomach. After the lawyer gets over the agonizing pain he says “ok now it's my turn.”  Now the farmer says, "I quit you can have the duck."

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